Where she goes - nobody knows
Here's the brochure for my most recently used vacation days used:
Imagine yourself in a dirt crawlspace with blocked up window vents and a boiler that has been leaking water for up to two months (or at least since the hoses were turned on for the summer). A wonderful tropical paradise filled with mold, huge spiders and dirt. Hunching, crawling and cursing your way through 2 days off.
Join me on a magical tour:
See water raining down from every joist and floor board
Take a turn at wiping the condensation off the floor boards
Revel in the dirt floor filled with bits of wood and concrete
Tackle the pump sprayer and bleach obstacle course
Mold scrapings make wonderful souvenirs
Suggested attire:
Goggles
Respirator
Proper attitude:
Grim resolve
Optional gear:
6 pack of beer - it okay to drink before noon you are on vacation afterall
Take the HomeOwners vacation and you too can spend heavenly days sweating and crawling around in the dirt laboring underneath the house. Put those vacation days to good use. ¶ 6/17/2006 11:23:00 AM
Here's the brochure for my most recently used vacation days used:
Imagine yourself in a dirt crawlspace with blocked up window vents and a boiler that has been leaking water for up to two months (or at least since the hoses were turned on for the summer). A wonderful tropical paradise filled with mold, huge spiders and dirt. Hunching, crawling and cursing your way through 2 days off.
Join me on a magical tour:
See water raining down from every joist and floor board
Take a turn at wiping the condensation off the floor boards
Revel in the dirt floor filled with bits of wood and concrete
Tackle the pump sprayer and bleach obstacle course
Mold scrapings make wonderful souvenirs
Suggested attire:
Goggles
Respirator
Proper attitude:
Grim resolve
Optional gear:
6 pack of beer - it okay to drink before noon you are on vacation afterall
Take the HomeOwners vacation and you too can spend heavenly days sweating and crawling around in the dirt laboring underneath the house. Put those vacation days to good use. ¶ 6/17/2006 11:23:00 AM